bowsbulletsbruises:

looktothenightstar:

[TXT] umm just some brawling like i used to be involved in

[TXT] you were there actually 

[TXT] both

[TXT] barfights?

[TXT] k, got you two types of doritos too

[TXT] well uhh they usually started in bars, i guess, so yeah, let’s go with that

[TXT] x’hal, you’re the best

bowsbulletsbruises:

looktothenightstar:

[TXT] there was some stuff about the manor blowing up and zee’s having some issues that i think i might’ve seen too

[TXT] in a dream

[TXT] thanks cutie ;)

[TXT] what else did you see?

[TXT] powdered or chocolate glazed?

[TXT] umm just some brawling like i used to be involved in

[TXT] you were there actually 

[TXT] both

[TXT] ROY, I THINK I MIGHT BE A PSYCHIC. AND I DON'T THINK I LIKE THAT, BECAUSE I AM ALREADY SORT OF RIDICULOUSLY OVER-POWERED, I DON'T NEED PROPHECY ON TOP OF LITERALLY KILLER GAMS. [TXT] are you at the vending machine get me donuts

bowsbulletsbruises:

[TXT] WHAT DID YOU PREDICT??

[TXT] i will go get you some right now

[TXT] there was some stuff about the manor blowing up and zee’s having some issues that i think i might’ve seen too

[TXT] in a dream

[TXT] thanks cutie ;)

[TXT] Is there anything you need while you're recovering, posy? Tak is wild to come stay at the Watchtower and visit you constantly, so if you think you're up to his company, I'll let him. Love, Ollie

oodelollie:

looktothenightstar:

[TXT] Well, I’m finally off oxygen but I’ve still got a couple of days of limited mobility left so I don’t get winded, so if he wants to come over, I would love to see him (and maybe let him fetch me things around the room, not gonna lie)

[TXT] and while I’m continuing not to lie, I’ve been craving that one /really/ hot chili verde you made on the Fourth of July

[TXT] not sure it counts as a doctor-approved food, but at this point I’d go back on oxygen just to eat a bite

TXT: It’ll keep him from rabbiting off to “deal vengeance” to whoever it was attacked you, that’s for damn sure. He’ll be delighted to be your errand boy.

TXT: If I give him the salsa verde with instructions that he needs to smuggle it to you in secret, then you’ll be eating it before he even says hello!

TXT: …so maybe I won’t do that then. But I’ll send you some.

[TXT] you’re the best, Ollie

[TXT] Is there anything you need while you're recovering, posy? Tak is wild to come stay at the Watchtower and visit you constantly, so if you think you're up to his company, I'll let him. Love, Ollie

[TXT] Well, I’m finally off oxygen but I’ve still got a couple of days of limited mobility left so I don’t get winded, so if he wants to come over, I would love to see him (and maybe let him fetch me things around the room, not gonna lie)

[TXT] and while I’m continuing not to lie, I’ve been craving that one /really/ hot chili verde you made on the Fourth of July

[TXT] not sure it counts as a doctor-approved food, but at this point I’d go back on oxygen just to eat a bite

bowsbulletsbruises:

oodelollie:

looktothenightstar:

oodelollie:

looktothenightstar:

Only one can reign.

All shall love you and dis hair?

That was Dick levels of cheese, Ollie.  Dickcheese.

I knoooow! I could tell it was happening as I wrote it, but I was compelled to, Mar’i. 

it’s the sideburns.

The left sideburn to rule them all.

The right sideburn to find them.

One unified sideburn to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

oodelollie:

looktothenightstar:

oodelollie:

This isn’t a competition! There’s room in the world for dude-sideburns and lady-sideburns, Royseph.

No.  

Only one can reign.

All shall love you and dis hair?

That was Dick levels of cheese, Ollie.  Dickcheese.

oodelollie:

bowsbulletsbruises:

oodelollie:

I am suddenly intensely (non-specifically to you) turned on by this combination. Er, the girl-moustache and sideburns, that is, not the cat and monkey.

Yeah, I am already there, old man.

But seriously, her sideburns will beat pmuch ANYone else’s sideburns, any day of the week.

This isn’t a competition! There’s room in the world for dude-sideburns and lady-sideburns, Royseph.

No.  

Only one can reign.

Kyle. Kyle.

oodelollie:

looktothenightstar:

oodelollie:

What!!  That doesn’t sound possible. I demand photographic evidence that it wasn’t a good look for you! Stubble looks good on EVERYONE.

My stubble looks fucking fabulous, I’m just saying.  #rockit

PICTURES OR IT DIDN’T EXIST

IF YOU WANNA SEE MY LITTLE MOUSTACHE + INTENSE SIDEBURNS COMBO JUST COME SEE ME, I WILL POINT IT OUT TO YOU.

SERIOUSLY, CAT AND MONKEY ANCESTORS DO WILD THINGS TO A GIRL’S HAIR.

oodelollie:

thelostredhood:

Then you should get her some of those.

Nah, only ever let a little stubble grow out for a couple days. Accidentally grew a beard once, but I kinda didn’t have access to a razor, shaved it off as soon as I could. It’s not a good look for me.

What!!  That doesn’t sound possible. I demand photographic evidence that it wasn’t a good look for you! Stubble looks good on EVERYONE.

My stubble looks fucking fabulous, I’m just saying.  #rockit

timothythebrave:

looktothenightstar:

[TXT] umm she drafted me in an intergalactic war that was really being staged by parasitic crystal entities wanting to take free will from the universe at the beginning of the year

[TXT] so that was a thing

[TXT] but she told me to stay out of vega and shed let me live sooo

It only becomes stranger and stranger, Tim thinks to himself. The universe is a scary place.

[text] Alright. Think an intergalactic war is what our attacker wants?

Tim knows all he wants is his comfortable bed and some time to think this through.

Mar’i thinks about this long and hard.  The process, of course, is complicated by her medication, but finally she responds, shrugging to herself as though Tim could see it.

[TXT] doubt it

[TXT] ive got no claim to the throne

[TXT] mightve been a headhunter hoping theyd get my heart but it seems like with that good of aim id be dead if thats what they wanted

That’s definitely a thought Mar’i doesn’t want to think about too deeply.  So she leans back on her pillows and continues staring at the ceiling.

timothythebrave:

looktothenightstar:

[TXT] man i hate to be the bearer of bad news so im definitely not going to give you a rundown of the kinda weapons they make in the vega system 

[TXT] to be honest this wouldve been lowtech for them

Well, this definitely sounds unlike anything he has ever dealt with before. Intergalatic technogoly, possibly from the vegae system Mar’i just mentioned? Tim switches to his holograpic computer on his wrist and starts a search for all the information accessable on the Titans and the Watchtower’s database. Anything could be possible right now and he needed information to limit their suspicions.

[text] If you’re right then this sounds like a job for the Green Lantern Corps. I’ll ask Kyle about it. Will browse our databases, too.

[text] When was the last time you were in contact with your aunt? If she is the perpetrator, what could have triggered an attack?

[TXT] umm she drafted me in an intergalactic war that was really being staged by parasitic crystal entities wanting to take free will from the universe at the beginning of the year

[TXT] so that was a thing

[TXT] but she told me to stay out of vega and shed let me live sooo

timothythebrave:

looktothenightstar:

timothythebrave:

[text] Also, any extraterrestrial foes you’d like to mention?

[TXT] just some of my own stuff id put there when i was on the titans

[TXT] and some of my mom’s old clothes and stuff

Mar’i has to actually think about that last text.  Which is hilarious, all things considered.

[TXT] got an aunt that hates me and shes kinda a queen so probably a lot of people honestly

Tim rubs his temple, taps his head in thought and closes his eyes. Long-range attack on a specific person inside Titan Tower, a building designed to ensure its habitants safety. Furthermore, Mar’i is actually injured. Think.

[text] Do you think this could have been personal? In other words: is that aunt or are her people capable of creating a weapon of such force?

[TXT] man i hate to be the bearer of bad news so im definitely not going to give you a rundown of the kinda weapons they make in the vega system 

[TXT] to be honest this wouldve been lowtech for them

timothythebrave:

looktothenightstar:

[TXT] dont apologize i was just coming by to get some stuff it wouldve happened anywhere i think

The fact Mar’i is indeed a fast healer and not back on her feet yet, troubles him, but he indulges her. Tim opens a new file on his computer and starts gathering information from his multiple conversations regarding the assault.

[text] Kyle mentioned it targetted you, not the Tower. I assume whatever you came to pick up was not of importance to whoever attacked you. Still, I could be wrong. Might telling me what it was?

[text] Also, any extraterrestrial foes you’d like to mention?

[TXT] just some of my own stuff id put there when i was on the titans

[TXT] and some of my mom’s old clothes and stuff

Mar’i has to actually think about that last text.  Which is hilarious, all things considered.

[TXT] got an aunt that hates me and shes kinda a queen so probably a lot of people honestly